A Man Barely alive...

Oh My God! I've just been on Amazon and was looking at their recommendations- and I can't believe what they've suggested I'd want; THREE movies reuniting the Six million Dollar Man and The Bionic Woman.

Sometimes I think Amazon know me better than my actual friends...

OF COURSE I WANT THEM !!!

For the last year or so I've often thought to myself, wouldn't it be great if they made a film with the Bionic Woman accidently bumping into Steve Austin ( a man barely alive ). I kind of imagined that his bionics were breaking up, and her bionic ear would be giving her some jip. Still; they'd sit down and reminisce over their past adventures, and all the time it turns out it actually exists...

The first film; Return of The Six Million Dollar Man and the Bionic Woman (?) was made in 1987, the second film was made in 1989 and co-stars Sandra Bullock as the latest Bionic Agent , and the last film Bionic Ever After made in 1994 has Jamie Summers and Steve Austin tie the knot, how come nobody told me about this ? I mean I loved the Six Million Dollar Man, he was so cool , and bionics aside ; he's the only man I know who can make a red track suit look sexy...

I remember when the Bionic Woman appeared in a two part episode on The Six Million Dollar Man  ( before she got her own show ). In her first incarnation her body rejected her bionics, not sure; but I think she actually died ? I remember vividly her trying to escape from the hospital running madly down the corridors flinging herself through those plastic flip flap doors.

 I was at junior school at the time , and remember I was on the way to the library and I was flinging myself through the same type of plastic doors a la Jamie Summers. I thought no one could see me, but then I noticed my friend Tanya looking at me, and I remember her saying rather sadly, " oh Martin I know who you think you are, you think you're the bionic woman". I couldn't even try to deny it as at that moment I was clutching my head trying to stop the pain of my malfunctioning bionic ear. That's when I realised , If I wanted to get through my schooldays alive I was going to have to start reigning it in. I was 10...